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Calvinball

Rumma Tum Tums : 2 Pillboxes
Olly-Wolly Polliwoggies : QX + 3

Indoor Parkour

Anthony Falcon: ≈43
Wham George-Bara: 😀

Continental American Football

Eye Beams: -12
Mason Jarheads: 84.5³

Glass Hockey

Slapper Wrappers: 242
Roller Junkies: 7,081

Basket-Ball

Cosmopolitans: 72
Cattle Ranchers: 1

Penultimate Frizzbee

Disc Whip Quippers: π
Make-a-Wish Allstars: 102.1

Top Stories

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Recession Eventually

Exceptional Business & Finance Expertise By Ike Likewise

Local economic taskforce forecasts recession; City Board approves future-forward-thinking, pro-proactive post-austerity measures

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From Ansatz to Zenith with Doc Fonzo

Scientific Journalism with Dr. Adrianna Alphonso

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Partners With Camelcase Capital

Partnership to inject fresh resources and expertise into trusted local news outlet

By Editor-in-Chief Maximilien Subabillian

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A large white text on a dark, cobblestone floor asking 'What are we going to do with all this future?' leading towards the entrance of a building with stained glass windows. Inside, there are displays and a neon sign that reads 'PASSIE' in red. The building has a high ceiling with banners on either side.

New Highly Accurate AI-Based Election Forecasting Model Shows Promising Results

National News from Brandeleigh Subabillian

Could AstroPretation be the new industry standard bearer for election forecasting?

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