Sports & Scores — OFOQ

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Sports & Scores

Calvinball

Rumma Tum Tums : 2 Pillboxes

Olly-Wolly Polliwoggies : QX + 3

Indoor Parkour

Anthony Falcon: ≈43

Wham George-Bara: 😀

Continental American Football

Eye Beams: -12

Mason Jarheads: 84.5³

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Glass Hockey

Slapper Wrappers: 242

Roller Junkies: 7,081

Basket-Ball

Cosmopolitans: 72

Cattle Ranchers: 1

Penultimate Frizzbee

Disc Whip Quippers: π

Make-a-Wish Allstars: 102.1

Top Stories

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New Highly Accurate AI-Based Election Forecasting Model Shows Promising Results

National News from Brandeleigh Subabillian

Could AstroPretation be the new industry standard bearer for election forecasting?

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Health, Home, Happenings, and How-To’s

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Jambu Reviews:

Ernest Goes To See “Jim Varney the Vampire Hunter”

By Jambu Gambunathan

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Mask-Off Move Reveals

Unsportsmanlike Warts

During Mega Rad Championship Scrumble